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    Being broke



    WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!!

    Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a
    well-dressed young bloke carrying a vacuum cleaner .
    'Good morning,' he says. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your
    time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
    vacuum cleaners.'
    'Go away!'I said.'I haven't got any dough!,'I'm broke!'and proceeded
    to close the door.

    Quick as a flash the young bloke wedged his foot in the door and
    pushed it wide open.. 'Don't be too hasty!' he says. 'Not until you
    have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a
    bucket of horse shit onto my hallway carpet.

    'If this vacuum cleaner doesn't remove all traces of this horse manure
    from your carpet Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'

    I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a F*cking good
    appetite mate because they cut off my electricity this
    morning......What part of 'broke' don't you understand?'
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