The wise men were following a bright star when it stopped above a stable.

One wise man tied up his camel and went to the stable door.

He opened it carefully, realising that something important was happening
in there.

Inside it was completely dark, but he slowly went inside.

He stepped on a rake which came up and hit him on the head.

Seeing more stars he called out in his agony "Jesus Christ"

From the darkness a small voice said "Oh that's a nice name, we were
going to call him Fred".